Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here!

Some of the "celebrities" who attended this year's Kentucky Derby: Jenny McCarthy, Melissa Joan Hart, Star Jones, Bobby Flay, Kevin Sorbo, and skank-banger Larry Birkhead. Welcome to the Zatso "Z" list. I piss on the Queen from a very great height.

Here, however, is a link to Hunter Thompson's brilliant Derby article originally published by Scanlan's Monthly in June, 1970.